Hi... I was just checking to see if you (Lisa) have reached the DVD stage yet...
Or does DVD come before Netflix stage...
I know VHS came before DVD, but that's more of a technological evolution thing... I guess at one point if there is a DVD stage, there probably was a VHS stage...
I wonder what came before VHS... Probably trilobites...
They are adorable.
I think they are highly overlooked by today's internet culture.
Can you read books?
That didn't come out right... It wasn't a question about your literacy, it's more about arm position and how you hold a book...
I don't know why I asked that, I suppose I was going somewhere with that, but I started thinking that that question either made no sense whatsoever or it did... Which I guess is what most sentences do...
Actually, what I think I meant was something about all the stuff they tell you not to do when you are recovering...
I'm sure they told you not to go bowling for a few days and avoid doing a lot of chin ups, but I remember when my father in law had surgery, they told him to avoid reading large books...
I automatically pictured the necronomicron, but they probably meant like large print versions of war and peas...
Oh, by the way... I looked it up... Pomegranates are the fruit and Pomeranians are dogs.
I don't remember where I left that off the other day, but I didn't want any confusion.
Well, I suppose I should go...
I hope you are getting plenty of rest and not reading my posts, they are not generally good for you...
You know I actually had a doctor tell my friend that he shouldn't read my text messages.
Last year, a friend of mine contracted flesh eating bacteria... AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT... Seriously, it was very weird, because apparently it's not that uncommon... But anyway, he almost lost a finger or two and was in the hospital for quite a while...
Apparently, this one doctor decided I was a bad influence after I made my friend a small action figure of a flesh eating bacteria...
As you can see, there is nothing wrong or demoralizing in that...
Apparently the doctor thought that made light of a very serious condition... It did... That was the point...
So I checked with another friend of mine who is an actual real doctor too (an obstetrician) (not ostrichetrician... Which is what I thought when I first heard him say it) and he said that was funny...
He also noted that I am a bad influence, but as long as I was managing to make it past security, legally it was their problem...
But apparently the doctor who didn't like "Mr. Fleshy" heard my friend's wife read an email I sent him one of the days I wasn't able to visit (I love visiting people in hospitals... It gives me lots of time to work on my prop comedy... You'd be surprised at the funny stuff you can do with an empty bed pan)... (Empty... Remember that part if you try that idea)...
He (that doctor) thought my humor was macabre and terrible and my medical advice unfounded and possibly deadly...
Well, duh... He met me like five times and the first time I was wearing a Viking helmet made out of a bed pan and disposable cups...
I asked my other doctor friend, what she thought of that and she said I shouldn't put bed pans on my head... I explained it was empty, and that I was referring to the part about the email... She said she didn't think the email was bad, but there could be possible side effects from reading stuff I wrote...
So my point is don't read this... Trained medical professionals have warned against it.
I suppose this is probably wearing you out and visiting hour is almost over now so I should throw the iPad out the back door now... Sorry about yesterday, after it landed on the squirrel he tried to finish what I was writing...
Anyway, this time I'm aiming for the shrubs...
Bye!