Oh, oh... I heard that.
I can keep any thread alive... I don't need a reason, subject, point, or even a coherent train of thought.
For example...
I was just thinking about the fact that on Tuesday, at a fast food franchise called Chick-fil-A, if you dress up as a cow, you'll get a free sandwich.
I can't stand that place...
Not necessarily for the reasons other people do, which I think doesn't put them in a good light to begin with, but anyway...
The place just creeps me out.
You know how when you are a master spy like James Bond or a superhero, and the evil mastermind, super nasty bad guy captures you and takes you to his lair in a volcano on an uncharted island... ?
And he is really nice and polite and offers you tea and crumpets right before he starts telling you how he is going to feed you to mutant alligator-sharks that he bred just to feed you to...
That's how it's like there.
Right before the alligator-sharks...
The villain will offer you tea, ask if your chair is comfortable compliment your shoes...
That's what creeps me out about that chicken joint...
They are so damned nice and polite...
And the damn sandwiches taste good.
They have to be up to something...
You don't get counter service either... You get a little cone to put on your table...
You then pick a table and take a seat...
And then they bring your food to your table.
And they know your name too...
I guess they ask you your name, first, but somehow they still can remember it long enough to ask you...
And they have free drink refills, but they have the soda machine behind counter...
It's like they don't trust you with the soda...
Just like when they take away James Bond's gun but they promise to keep it safe...
But they still come to your table and ask "Free refills... Mr.. Bond?"
You know that guy wants to kill 007, but he is still polite because the boss told him to wait...
And the weirdest thing is they keep all the sauces and condiments out where you can just help yourself to them at will...
Just like when the bad guy puts the shut off button for the death ray right out in the open, but when 007 hits the button, it doesn't work and the bad guy laughs as he is sinking in the lava...
I tell you that place is creepy and they are up to something.
They probably have a missile silo under each restaurant...
And now I'm gonna dress up as a cow on Tuesday to find out.
Actually you only have to wear "something cow related", but I'm going full bovine...
Providing I don't just forget the whole thing by then.
Clearly this thing is going down on Tuesday and I'm gonna be there... Cleverly disguised as Bossy the Cow.
When they ask me my name for the order, I'm gonna do it Bond style... "Bossy...Bossy the Cow".
That should get the whole thing going.
I'll either get a tasty free sandwich or save the world... Possibly both... Or neither if I forget.
Either way I just contributed to keeping this thread alive and didn't even have to think about a topic or subject... I'm just that flipin', looney mad!
Anyway...
Have a great day.