Hey Dani...another beautiful render...and yes, I see the cat reclining at the window
A friend just emailed me this morning, asking if I'd contribute to their collection of southern expressions. She knew my mother years ago, so she knew I could contribute some doozies. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree either. I often still think this way, but through life experiences and a little education, have learned to translate these phrases into something that others will understand...but just like you, I still catch myself thinking it....haha. So, I decided it might be fun to share them here...to enjoy the humor, and maybe folks will fully realize just how far I had to come in order to write and speak "normal" English. Ironically, it was my best subject in high school. My senior English teacher refused to make me sit through another year of reviewing grammar, and created a college level, accelerated writing curriculum for me to complete. After reading the southern phrases below, you all may fully appreciate that it was a miracle that the advanced writing class ever happened... haha. Enjoy the chuckles
Phrases from my mother's typical daily diction and expressions (haha):
Liberry - Place to go where there are lots of books to read.
Scare up some - Make or create, as in "...I need to scare up some supper...".
Haulin' shanks - Get moving quickly, as in "...I hauled my shanks to the store before it closed...".
Balled up - Also to move quickly, as in "...that cat went runnin' 'cross the field balled up...".
Peckish - As in, "...it's been awhile since I had anything to eat, so I was feelin' a might peckish...".
Mess or passel - A lot of something, as in "...I picked over a mess of greens today...", or "...I did a passel of laundry this mornin'...".
Do up some - Complete a task, as in "...I had to do up some laundry today"...or past tense "I did up some laundry yesterday".
Three hots and a cot - Phrase meaning somebody who likes to repeatedly spend time in jail to avoid working, as in "...he likes them three hots and a cot...".
Totin' - As in "...we were totin' groceries in the house when it started rainin'...".
Gettin' away from - Advancing rapidly, as in "....time was gettin' away from me...".
Now see here - Phrase indicating the ultimate warning, and stuff is about to hit the fan, as in "...Now see here!..."
Heifer - Phrase used when correcting a female, as in "...you little heifer..."
Plum tuckered out - Exhausted, very tired, as in "I was plum tuckered out after workin' over all those veg'tables..."
Veg'tables - Produce from the garden, vegetables.
Workin over - To prepare, as in see plum tuckered out.
I could literally write a whole dictionary probably of colorful southern expressions. Years ago, a friend of mine, raised in Long Island, used to get blank looks on her face when she'd hear me repeat some of these expressions...she'd have no idea what they meant, so I went out and got her the book "How to Speak Southern"...haha. I also made the effort to keep these phrases at home...so you might say I'm bilingual....haha.
There are two versions now, combined in one edition, that's
here on Amazon.
...and the
original version is here.