A friend sent this in an email today...hehe
Now That I'm Older...
My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young,
I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.
It’s weird being the same age as old people.
When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected.
If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think
you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.
I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.
I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.
You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.