I should have learnt my lesson by now but after seeing a fire in the local DIY depot we decided to buy a fire, or would have done except they only have display models and the fires needed to be ordered on line. As I had to order on line anyway I went to a well known global Internet company because they were a good 15% cheaper.
The fire arrived but I had shock when I unpacked it, it is a log burning effect electric fire but the log panel was in pieces.
Doing some research on line showed that, while this is not exactly common, it certainly is not rare either. All the pictures on line showed similar damage so there is either a design flaw or a packaging problem. I requested return and replacement and I have the replacement that is working well but the return is a whole different issue. The supplier stated that they can give no time slot for the collection so that it would be between 08.00 and 20.00 which is annoying but more troublesome is the fact that they cannot even give me a day. I have asked for them to email or call before the collection so I can make sure someone is in. They have already tried a collection without contacting me and I was out. They left a card saying they would make two more attempts so I have stayed in a whole day and no attempt was made.
During a one hour call back with customer services the card pushed through my letter box is wrong, they will make one attempt and if not successful I need to contact them again to request another collection. They then send a request for a collection and the best they can do is ask them to make it ASAP, Their definition of ASAP is usually two days but they cannot promise. I am not even requesting a particular day just asking for a day, any day, to be specified, it can be next week for all I care.
End result is one of us is under literal house arrest for up to three days because this company use a cheap courier to collect faulty or damaged products that they have shipped. The real irony is that the damaged fire was packed and in my hallway on the day the same company delivered the replacement the driver even placed the boxes side by side. In this day and age I cannot see how any company can defend customer service on any level, let alone a well known household name.
Life used to be so simple, you put logs on the fire and set light to them, real sounds, real flames and real heat. Then we find we are damaging the planet so we use technical solutions to ensure we limit the damage. Fine as long as you do not take into account the ten trips to either deliver or collect the fire and you also assume the damage item is recycled. Boy am I feeling my age.