I love your posts McGyver
I'll try and answer:
Is it a “Unicorn Milkshake”, or a Unicorn-milk Shake”? - Definitely the first
How does one milk a unicorn? What does unicorn taste like? Is it like horse or more like narwhale... or a little of both? - The milk is Lactose-Free Cows milk, the unicorn magic is just that - magic
Are the sugary sprinkles on the outside of the cup suppose to be edible? Is the cup edible? - Yes they are, everything except the cup/lid and straw is edible.
How do you hold the cup and eat them? - hold at the bottom like a normal cup, when everything is off the lid turn sideways and eat sprinkles (with spar hand underneath to catch any of the naughty ones trying to escape.
Isn’t the whole thing a bit of a choking hazard? - not if you're careful
Do the sprinkles make the cup sticky? - no, as they are just around the top
Is that some kind of frosting they are stuck to, or perhaps double sided tape? Is the tape edible too? - The sprinkles around the top of the cup are held on by white chocolate, the ones on the lid is Buttercream Frosting.
How does one lick the side sprinkles off without the cupcake getting in their eye? - since I was driving I just drank the milkshake part, when I was home I took off the cupcake and put it in the fridge. Eat lollies first, then frosting and sprinkles on lid, then the ones on the cup, no eyes were damaged in the process.
Do they filter the unicorn fur out or is it like an orangutan shake where there is lots hair in it? - No fur, just magic
Was the unicorn blue or is that the blood/body fluid like how flamingo shakes are pink? - magic changed the milk to a purple blue, tasted like strawberries.
Has the alicorn (the horn) been hollowed out for use as a straw? - no, separate paper straw
Do you feel the horn bestowed upon you any magical regenerative powers or resistance to poison? - not sure about the poison, or regenerative powers but it did magically made me feel better