Sorry to hear about your bad day...
And it's a shame about the groceries... I guess you don't get enough cork in your diet or they would've floated.
It could be worse... A great white shark might have been attracted to them and then you'd have had one of those "Jaws" scenarios going...
And if you have seen all the Jaws movies, you'd know that just ends up with some other stupid shark hunting you all the way across the globe and other actors playing you...
I'm glad it turned out the way it did, and you are still being played by you... Nobody plays you, quite like you...
I suppose if Quentin Tarantino was directing, he might manage to cast a decent you impersonator, but then there would be way more explosions and shootouts then you tend to mention and that wouldn't really make sense.
I suppose another good part about the bad part, was you had a reasonable excuse to get all Meloted up.
Also... If you think about it, the local fish might think the groceries were some sort of gift and if they are those magical fish that are often in Chinese fables, they might come to your rescue one day...
That happened to me with a magical hamster once...
He got squashed by a garbage truck, but it was pretty neat for a few minutes...
Actual he really only served as a brief diversion, but I'll never forget his efforts.
I think his name was Eugene...
He was like: "Hello! I'm Eugene the magical hamster..."
That was as far as he got and then the garbage truck backed over him and everyone was looking at the smudge mark and saying "Did that hamster just talk?", at which point I took off quickly...
I really had to run fast and I barely lost them...
I hope next time that happens, it's a magical grizzly bear with a machine gun... Then I can stroll of a more leisurely pace.
Well... I hope your birthday extravaganza event goes well, and there are no sharks or shootouts...
I haven't been to this thread in a while and I haven't read more then a few pages back and it seems like I missed a lot, so I'm assuming you are now some sort of secret agent...
It's mostly how you mentioned "up a steep bush track in the dark with my night vision goggles, HK416, fancy dress and full body armor under my wet weathers and sea boots"...
Well... I hope that works out...
Dang it... It just got loud and distracting in here, so I'm gonna go...
Hope you had fun and didn't have to shoot any sharks...
Bye!