I've never had to vote on my gender before.
I've checked boxes and penciled in circles... But not voted
I did once not look and penciled in the wrong one and then tried to erase it, but it was one of those really stiff erasers that's not so much an eraser as a smudger...
It looked like I was very confused about that... In my defense I had a hangover and I did that every other thing I checked.
But I never voted on that subject.
That sort of implies it's not clear and requires a general consensus to sort it out.
Well... I'm pretty sure I'm either a guy or one hairy female ape that lost her razor...
I've been operating under that assumption for a great number of years now.
Well, the being a guy part... Not the chimp bit.
Well, there are other things too... The not PG13 stuff...
So I'm pretty sure that's a qualifing set of factors.
When I wear my pantomime gorilla costume, I get that people can't tell.
So that might require a vote...
I've had the nurse from my kid's school call a few time and address me as "Mrs Cook"...
Which is weird because my voice does not sound at all female...
The first time that happened I said "Mister Cook, but if you prefer I could pretend to be Mrs Cook..." And I then proceeded to put on my terribly bad female voice which sounds somewhere between Mr. Bill and Eric Idle playing Enid Pettigrew...
She kinda laughed at that, but I wasn't sure if it was nervous laughter or "ha-ha, thats funny" laughter.
Some people get insulted if you misjudge their gender... I'd just get confused because I'd really make a very fugly female, with very poor taste in shoes and clothing.
My friend Jeff got really insulted once because he was mistaken for a lady.
He was wearing a miniskirt and a long blonde wig...
It was Halloween and he was dressed up as a... I forget, but apparently a trashy bimbo.
That was kinda funny, because aside from the prominent Adam's apple, he made a very pretty girl... Without the outfit he looked like a short quarterback.
I was dressed as a sweaty gorilla... I believe that was when I first got my gorilla costume.
In case you've never read anything where I mentioned that costume, and I mention it a bit because I've had some fun times in it... It's gone now... I stored it in the attic of my garage and apparently a colony of mice decided to defile it.
Well, that has nothing to do with anything...
Well, I'm voting for me being male and I hope you'll vote that too, because... Well... No lady should look this fugly.
That and I'm not buying new clothes.
Maybe a new gorilla costume.