Lorraine
The Wicked Witch of the North
That's way worse than me, Seliah! I can clearly see a good 30cm/1ft without mine. I do remember a long time ago, just after I turned 20, sitting in a bar while my boyfriend was cleaning my glasses for me. A large body loomed over me and said "I have reason to believe you are underage". My response "and who are you?". Mr Policeman was not amused though he did see the funny side when I put my glasses back on. And he was very disappointed when I pulled out my driver's license and proved I was legal