And then I come along and ruin it all...
Hello NG Artplay! I saw your thread and decided to stop by and welcome you... Or say something welcoming... To be honest, I read your first post and then a couple of other posts and then I put the iPad down and one of my daughters snagged it and ran off to take pictures of her sister's feet... which I don't understand because I told her to use her own iPad to take weird pictures with... this one is for my own weird pictures... Anyway when I found the iPad, I guess I started to respond to this thread, but got as far a "and then I come along and ruin it all..." I really don't know what I was gonna write, because I was drawn into a lightsaber battle with my little Sithling... I won, but she hit me with a memory foam pillow before she escaped. I don't know if you have ever been hit with a memory foam pillow, but it's like getting hit with a medium sized penguin. If you've never had a penguin thrown at you, it's like getting hit with a memory foam pillow... Have you ever had a capybara fall on you at a wedding?... Forget it, it's like getting hit with penguin too... Anyway they are surprisingly dense... Memory foam pillows... And capybaras and penguins too... Especially those small South African ones people are always trying to smuggle out in their shorts.
I suppose it's smuggling... Why else would someone stuff a small dense penguin in their underwear?
Anyway...
I think the thread is a Hello Thread"... And you mentioned something about having gone through some rough times recently... I'm sorry to hear about that. I mean that sympathetically, not like I'm sorry you mentioned it... that would be mean and uncaring of me... I'm happy you mentioned it... Well, that you felt you trusted us enough to tell us that (don't trust me, I'm shady)... Not that you had something terrible happen recently or semi terrible or pretty rotten... I hope whatever it is it turns out okay and everyone lives happily ever after and the evil bad guy gets eaten by his pet alligator.
I hope I remembered that right... I'm afraid to go back and look at the original post, because the iPad was sitting around for like twenty minutes and I'm afraid if I leave the page I'll lose what I wrote or evil monkeys will burst into the room and steal my liver... That last one is probably an irrational fear, and now that I brought it up it does seem silly. Recently I was sculpting some human organs and I got to thinking about evil monkeys...
Anyway...
I hope the tests you mentioned are scholastic exams, and not like a blood test... Unless you are a vampire, then I suppose blood tests are fun... Is it true different diets make blood taste differently? Mine tastes like bacon... I mean garlic... Terrible garlic... You wouldn't want to try it. Vampires are garlic intolerant, right? Vampires have gotten very confusing lately, it's hard to keep track of what they can and can't do, what kills them and why they dress the way they do.
Anyway...
You mentioned something about training orangutans to drive commuter buses too right?... No, that was another thread, probably one I wrote...
But that's a great idea, right?
Anyway, if this is a hello thread.... HEY! WELCOME TO HIVEWIRE NG Artplay!!... And if it's not a hello thread, still welcome, because I'm pretty sure I never said hello before!
Anyway...
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!
I didn't think you were..I agree!
