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I am SO glad you're back!
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Lorraine
The Wicked Witch of the North
I love the internet. It enables me as a solo person who lives alone to be in contact with like minded people all over the world. Best waste of time ever invented 
How do you tell a lawyer from a catfish?
One is a bottom dwelling, scum sucking creature and the other is a fish.
How do you tell a lawyer from a catfish?
One is a bottom dwelling, scum sucking creature and the other is a fish.
Soooo true.
Rokket
Dances with Bees
Here's one just like it:
George wanders into town covered in dirt and sweating profusely. Tom sees him as he passes by his shop and goes out to inquire how he got that way.
"Well," George says, "I was on my way into town when a bus full of lawyers crashed into a telephone pole. I thought the right thing to do was to bury the bodies."
"Oh my god!" says Tom. "Are you sure they were all dead?"
"One of them said he wasn't, but you know how those lawyers lie."
Please don't, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
Rokket
Dances with Bees
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
Q: What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.
Q: What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
Q: What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.
Q: What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Rokket
Dances with Bees
What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do?
. . . Stick his bill up his ass.
Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
. . . New Jersey had first choice!
What do male lawyers and sperm have in common?
. . . Only one in two million do any real work!
Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
. . . Cats keep trying to bury them.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
. . . Cut the rope.
Ahhh, that's enough!!!
. . . Stick his bill up his ass.
Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
. . . New Jersey had first choice!
What do male lawyers and sperm have in common?
. . . Only one in two million do any real work!
Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
. . . Cats keep trying to bury them.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
. . . Cut the rope.
Ahhh, that's enough!!!