I am SO glad you're back!

[Miss B]

Are you sure you actually posted it? I get distracted sometimes and forget to "click the button".

 

[Rokket]

No, I am fairly certain I posted it. Here it is again...

So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the it into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?"

 

[Rokket]

If it disappears this time, I know someone doesn't like parrot jokes...

 

[Rokket]

It always struck me as odd that the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD had a piracy warning…

 

[quietrob]

Perhaps it was pirated?

 

[quietrob]

Awww...my reply was held up by your reply! My reply was held up by your reply! Awww

 

[Terre]

LOL
Thanks for the jokes. I needed that.
At home with a bug today and this is the third time I've tried to see if I can stay up for a while.

 

[Miss B]

@Rokket Too funny. Glad you reposted it.

 

[Miss B]

At home with a bug today and this is the third time I've tried to see if I can stay up for a while.

Oh Yuck! Feel better Terre.

 

[Rokket]

I hope you get better Terre. I am fortunate that I hardly ever get sick.

But the aches and pains....

 

[quietrob]

I hear you. I haven't been sick in quite a while. It's just a waste. Take care of yourself.

 

[Miss B]

How could not getting sick for quite a while be a waste? Hmmmmm . . .

 

[quietrob]

Hmm, that's what I said but not what I meant. I meant getting sick is just a waste. You feel terrible, you don't get much done. It's a waste of time because pretty much anything would be better than getting sick.

 

[Miss B]

Ahhhh! OK, that makes more sense.

 

[Rokket]

I am making a few renders that I can't post here because of violent content.

I created a Batgirl suit for Alyson 2 and decided to do a few comic frames (not using toon render). It's a pretty cool scene, though.

 

[quietrob]

We're all looking forward to it!

 

[Miss B]

I think he said he won't be able to upload it here because of the violent content.

 

[quietrob]

Hmm, no language, sex or violence advisory here at the Hive? I'm glad I backed away from my Gladiator theme I was going to post...

 

[Terre]

Perhaps you could set up a link offsite with a warning in the post about the content? I've no idea if that is admissible or not.

Feeling much better now. Mostly just very tired.

 

[Rokket]

I am glad you are feeling better, Terre.

I will post my little comic scene (only 7 panels) on Deviant Art in about 3 or 4 days, when I can get to a WIFI signal.

I guess I can post the link in here with a warning, huh?