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I wonder why they never triple or quadrupled the mint, in later years. My theory was that they were already flirting with a mint density that approached the mint event horizon. The danger of crossing that threshold is that the entire universe disappears in a puff of fresh breath. O.ORemember this????
Minty fresh breath probably gets a soul kicked from hell. And heaven has better standards, so it would make for a very nice smelling purgatory. If you're a reincarnation person and not done so well this go round, maybe a fresh smelling worm. If atheist, then your fresh breath doesn't matter. Maybe juicy-fruit is the gum for *you*.
I suppose a person might go to heaven. Which could be fun or not, I suppose. Depending on your brand.