Or me! I love bikes, though I think you are a bit unfair on Swiss Army Knives. I've had one for years and they are very useful for all sorts of stuff. For instance, if you ever need a stone removing from your horses hoof I'm definitely your man to come to! Well! As long as you showed me which one it was but apart from that....! *
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Well, I'm definitely gonna consult you if I need a horse's hoof removed from something... That happens more often then I like... Though it's more goats then horses, but hooves are hooves, right.
Also what are your experiences with rhino horns?
We should probably just discuss that when relevant...
True about the Swiss Army knives... that wasn't fair...
I've had a few real ones that were good and lasted years, but I guess it's the plier configuration of the multi-tools, the saw and Philips head screwdriver that made me abandon my old Swiss Army knifes.
It's like comparing apples to coconuts... They are both great, but each has its pros and cons...
Apples taste great and are wonderful for throwing at doctors so they stay away and coconuts are great for drinking piña coladas out of while partying with monkeys.
But if you throw a coconut at a doctor, that's considered bad etiquette and you can't drink piña coladas out of an apple... Easily... And if you do the monkeys ridicule you.
Most Swiss Army knives are more refined or compact... Something you keep in a pocket, while a multi-tool is more something that needs a sheath/holster and hangs from a belt.
Though my friend Rich does keep his Leatherman tool in his pocket (which in retrospect, sounds kinda kinky), I'm of the opinion only paperclips, Swiss Army knives, unfinished manifestos, mice, certain amphibians and food should be kept in pockets.
Also underlining the Swiss Army knive's more civilized nature is the fact that most have a built in toothpick, tweezers and corkscrew.
This implies one cares about dental hygiene, removing infected splinters or shrapnel from their flesh and enjoys drinking fine wines from unsmashed bottles.
Whereas the multi-tool has no toothpick (I use the small flat head screwdriver), no tweezers (but the pliers are great for pulling out thorns, screws, broken teeth and glass from your flesh) and no corkscrew (rum has twist tops and beer caps can be pried off with teeth or the can opener).
The pictures below illustrate the size and feature difference between Swiss Army knives and multi-tools...
I don't recommend using a multi tool with all the attachments open as shown above, because it can be pretty painful.