The little book... I love those.
Especially the little books printed in micro print in 327 languages including Yeti, that have the EULA buried in them.
Explaining stuff is not as important as people say.
At least that's the feeling you'll get at times.
I particularly hate when people say "look in the help manual" or "its in the instructions" and you know it ain't because you just went through it several times... Maybe sometimes it is, but not where it should be, like it's mentioned under an unrelated topic, but not under the subject it should be... Like say battery life or replacing the disintegration concentrator ring...
You know they were told by someone else but they want to look smart, or like they know how to read or something so they pretend they read the manual.
I don't disagree with reading manuals, especially when a product is new, but in many cases the product is something that has been around for a while or is designed in a particularly intuitive manner... In which case read a 900 page manual is necessarily the best use of one's time.
You don't often see it, but when manufacturers give a "what's new" section to cover a special feature or change, instead of just amending a previous sentence or statement in a manual.
A list of new features which some people think is sufficient, is not the same thing.
For example if you just state "Enhanced 7050 Rvz Disintegration Condenser Array", that sounds great, but if I have to dig through the manual to find the one sentence where it's noted the higher Rvz cycle could be killing my recharge sequence.
If you list that in a new features section that gives explanations of the features that is informative and saves time... Nobody wants to read a manual over each new version.
The worst is when the manual isn't even paper but electronic or online... Then you can't even flip or skim easily.
I read manuals all the time, and at one point I actually helped write instruction sheets at a place I worked, so to some degree, it's not actually like I care, it's just that I have some perverse fascination with how bad some manuals are.
One of my favorite things to encounter is references to nonexistent passages...
"If the indicator light is a dull semi pulsating medium blue-violet, you may need to change the resequencer battery. Refer to page 26,865 under "Resequencer Battery replacement". If the indicator light is pulsating slowly and is a dull violet-blue DO NOT REMOVE THE BATTERY COVER. Refer to page 26,865 for further information."
But when you go to page 26,865, you find "Enjoying your SilCorDyne Trans Dimensional Portal Generator in the shower".
In fact reading through the whole 55,431 pages reveals no mention of a resequencer battery or resequencer battery cover.
Stuff like that just drives me nuts.
Then after looking it up and only finding vague mention of resequencer batteries or mention of terrible things that happened when people removed the the battery cover, you find one lone off the cuff remark "it's a good thing the resequencer battery is now shared with the digital clock backup battery..."
Which is actually useless because your model has a multifunction screen...
Ugh...
I know I'm always complaining about Apple, in fact around here one of my daughters likes to tease my by blaming any mysterious occurrences on Apple... I'll be looking at a worn out gear and say "how the hell did that wear out like that?" And she'll throw out "it was Apple dad..."
But they are in my opinion famous for inexplicably changing up stuff for absolutely no reason at all...
Especially annoying is when updates turn on or off previous settings or defaults...
Undo was one of them.
In one update my iPad had the undo feature turned on...
If you aren't familiar with Apple's undo, it's actually more accurate to call it "Shake to Undo"...
First off, it's an unbelievably stupid idea... For me maybe not, if I knew it existed, because I will throw stuff, shake stuff and slam stuff into harder stuff, but it's a feature that just assumes you are gonna piss off the consumer, or just encourages violence against your product... Which is probably intended, so you'll smash it or it'll slip out of your hand and fly out a window causing you to buy a new one.
Screw product obsolescence, they were going for summary execution of products.
On my device the shake setting is oddly picky... Sometimes just tilting the device will activate "Undo Typing?" And sometimes, beating the living hell out of it will do nothing"...
I'm assuming they grow some amazing recreational botanical supplements in the company gardens in Cupertino, because how the hell that makes any sense over a friggin undo button, is beyond me... But it took me forever to figure out this was a built in feature and not some bug.
I accidentally had this happen in front of a friend who knew it was an actual feature, and subsequently shared this secret information.
Megh...
Product design and information dissemination... Two great things that hardly ever go great together.