I don't have any living cats to take pictures of...
Well, besides Peekie, my neighbor's cat...
So instead I took pictures of Jeff...
Jeff is an Eastern Box Turtle.
You can tell he is a he, because he has reddish eyes... Females have brownish/yellow.
Jeff is a particularly colorful turtle...
Not just because he like to dress up as a barrister on weekends, but because of the bright orange pattern on his shell and body.
Most of the other box turtles around here are yellowish orange, to a pale yellow...
Jeff went for the full orange outfit.
Though distantly related to Gamera, Jeff cannot fly nor breath fire...
He likes eating huge banana slugs...
And they give him banana slug farts, so that's sort of like when fire shoots out of Gamera's shell.
Jeff probably didn't want me to mention that.
Box turtles are one of the few fully terrestrial turtles in the U.S. besides Tortoises...
That means the are not aquatic and they are not licensed to fly spacecraft.
Jeff has a New Jersey driver's licenses though for some reason.
Jeff might be about 20 years old, but I'm not sure, so I probably shouldn't have mentioned that...
But I figured if any lady turtles were reading this they might be interested to know that.
Jeff just got out of a bad relationship and he's been down on himself lately.
Jeff likes Piña Coladas and eating worms in the rain...
I figure the lady turtles might find that interesting too...
I probably shouldn't have mentioned the dressing up as a barrister thing because that makes him seem a bit looney...
Especially since it's a purple paisley outfit... Really not much of a barrister look to it...
More "Purple Rain" than anything.
Contrasts nicely with the orange though.
Box turtles are called that because their shells are uniquely hinged, thus allowing them to tuck themselves inside and completely seal off their bodies from harm.
They also order a lot of stuff from Amazon, so they are always leaving cardboard boxes everywhere they go.
Well... That's enough about Jeff...
Bye!