There is a widely held view amongst a lot of groundgrippers that living aboard is 'romantic'. And I can even understand it to some extent. It is very nice on a sunny day to be sitting at anchor somewhere, with not another boat to be seen, no sounds but water, breeze and birds. It's not so much fun when the wind gets up in the night and even though you are in a sheltered spot, the wind screams across the bay, the boat sails back and forth on its anchor, and you sit in the wheelhouse for hours ready to start the motor in case that anchor drags. Or perhaps you are home on your mooring and there is a storm warning. Four days of screaming wind and rain later you have acute cabin fever, the boat is damp, you are sick of being in bed though it's the safest place, there's no phone reception because the storm knocked out the repeater, two boats have sunk on the breakwater, several others are on the beaches and all you want to do is go live in a little country cottage with roses in the garden miles from the sea because your boat has shrunk around you to the size of a six foot dinghy. Or maybe you are sound asleep when you wake to find yourself on a precarious lean, rush up in to the wheelhouse just in time to save the computer monitor from sliding off the desk. Things are clattering, books are falling and when you go outside, the water around you has almost all gone. There's been an earthquake in Chile and you are experiencing a tsunami. As there is nothing you can do, you sit on the high side of the boat and wait for the water to come back, not knowing if it will be as a wave. When the water returns back up the river as a surge over 10 minutes, you retire thankfully to bed. Not romantic but very, very real.