Some of you have wondered first: Why I seem to be such a smart alec... Second: What is the secret to a long life....To answer number one: Baby I was born this way...lol Seriously I do know how to be serious, I just misplaced the remote...It has gotten worse after my dear friend death has come around knocking at my door three different times in the last few years and each time I sent him to crazy Joe's place just down the block...We are both still alive by the way....I just don't feel con-stained any more, yes my con has finally burst forth and it says party like your fourth heart attack is on it's way...lol Well really we party up til around 2, that's my nap time...If you need me 2pm to 4 me and the dog will be on the couch...I hate him being on the couch with me as he always plays with the remote control..Bothersome, be laying there, dreaming of catching pretty girls in my electric wheel and suddenly the bed starts folding out into a queen sized bed...That's not the bad part the build in cd player starts blasting out Berry White "Can't get enough of your love baaabe"....What? I'm old not dead, but I have made plans...Got motors, ropes, pulleys and an air pump hooked up over the couch...I plan to go down swinging..... Wife hates that couch, she unplugs it on me all the time and it's getting harder for me to bend over....I tell her yes the cd player part is broke, the CD won't eject. I like it..First time my boy came over after getting it... I hit the remote...He looked surprised and then he looked at his mother, rolled off the couch onto the floor laughing. His moma's face got all red, then ran for the bed room as I explained to my son what the air pump was for.....
I know how things work around here though and I know never to buy and more used furniture from Crazy Joe just down the street....
Crazy Joe's new girl friend Mustang Sally made him get rid of the couch, said that her wasn't going to climb into bed with Barry White no more...
Mustang is one fine looking gal, works in the rodeo doing of all things...Well you guessed it, she trains buffalo for the wild west show. She said the first thing she had to do was train them not to attack the indians in the show..Said something about anything wearing feathers seemed to make them really mad...Her and Crazy Joe met on the rodeo circuit where Crazy works as a clown...Crazy as we all call him got run over by a bull and she come riding out on her prize buffalo and rescued him and before you knew it, Crazy was riding mustang bare back.....
Thanks, you've been a great audience, oh about the secret to a long life I say laugh...Cause if the good lord meant us to take life seriously he'd have let us read the instruction manual!!!!!
From the humor of Carey A. Feazel