I used to ride my bike everywhere when I lived in NYC.
I also used to get hit by cars a lot too.
I didn't ride like a maniac or anything (though I can).
I'd get hit mostly by cabs being cabs and idiots looking for parking spots or doing something ill advised.
I know that's different from an exercise bike which is probably a lot safer, unless you set it up on a major highway and workout there.
I don't have an exercise bike, so I had nothing to add to this conversation, but I still felt compelled to try and participate.
I guess a bicycle is sort of like an exercise bike except that it is easier to get hurt on.
Unless you set up the EB (like that? I shortened it to EB... Very 2016 Twitter, Hu?)... Unless you set it up on the highway or on a window ledge or the roof...
I suppose in a lion cage too...
I think they are very safe and probably better for your health.
It would be pretty cool if someone made an app for those stupid Oculus Rift glasses or other VR headsets that would allow you to bike through virtual environments.
They probably have those already, but I'm too lazy to look.
They should make exercise bikes that you can ride outside... That would be cool.
Oh, wait...
That's a bicycle.
Actually, if you stuck wheels on the ends of crossbars that most EBs have, you could ride around on four tiny wheels outside.
And it would make them more dangerous like a proper bicycle.
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Get struck by large motorized vehicles!
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Wow... I made me want one.
Actually, a long time ago someone threw out a weird stepper exercise bike that had a fan for a rear wheel... And no front wheel for a front wheel...
I guess it wasn't much of a bike, but a weird sit down stepper...
I don't know if I ever admitted this but I'm a bit of a junk picker...
Good quality junk only...
I pick stuff up that I think I can make something interesting out of (or cool old furniture I can refinish/repair too)...
And that had a cool gearbox and shifting mechanism.
The person who designed it had obviously never seen a bike rerailer or were trying to avoid doing it simply, but it was actually kinda cool.
I don't know what I thought I could make out of it... Too bad I disassembled it for the parts.
I could've made...
HOV-A-CISE... THE EXERCISE STEPPER THAT FLIES!!
It probably wouldn't actually fly, but it would look real cool rusting away in the woods with the other weird crap.
Well... Have a good day folks.