If you think I'm pulling your leg about Queen Moo, well, check this out.
Queen Moo's Talisman
Epic Poetry, You'll also find, if you read the poem, that not all of McGyver's raving is nonsense.
And also that just because it comes in a Can, don't mean it's tunafish.
Spraying to all fields cuz that's what black cats do.
First off, McGyver may be one of the most original speakers since Alfred Doolittle (Father of Eliza). With respect to his geography regarding Ancient Wonders and being partial to warm beer (yuk), "Me 'hats off to the govna!"
Second, since his name was Charlie the Tuna, I suspect he may have been a tuna. Tuna's have always been more trustworthy than dolphins, though I suspect they taste the same when mixed with mayonaise.
Lastly, I clicked the link. I was expecting a picture of a cow wearing a crown and a necklace telling me to eat more chiken (Sp). After all, I've already witnessed cats on jet ski's by now.
Suddenly any malaise was at an end. The history of murder, ambition, ominous predictions and intrigue was riveting. No matter where in the world we have royalty, it is never enough. There are always the powers that be trying to topple the king...so they can be king. It's their destiny, just ask 'em! Couple that with an epic poem to tell the story in a way that it could be passed down, generation to generation, and it was an hour well spent. Studio Martillo, like the very talented, MickeyG, you are now a valued resource!