I finally got back in...

[Rokket]

Or it's how an uneducated person would pronounce 'sandwich'. But Lorraine's explanation is much funnier.

 

[Miss B]

That it is. The lady does have a way with words.

 

[Lorraine]

Why thank you my friends, I aims to please, even if I can't hit those demned wasps

 

[Miss B]

 

[Rokket]

Why thank you my friends, I aims to please, even if I can't hit those demned wasps

A can of bug spray works miracles....

 

[Lorraine]

True, but I always worry then where those pesky wasps are going to go to die. Probably somewhere I am going to step with bare feet. My personal way of dealing to them invokes a book then interment over the side. Can't sting me now, can you, you little blighter?!

 

[Rokket]

A wasp can sting you multiple times. A bee has a barbed stinger, so when it jabs you, it will rip it off and die to get away. A wasp's stinger is smooth, so it can pull it out and do it all over again. Nasty.

 

[Lorraine]

Wasps are nasty blighters. I have no idea why they evolved, they seem to be only good for nefarious doings and infesting habitats with car sized nests. Ick.

 

[Rokket]

"Noah! You forgot the unicorn, but you saved the wasp?"

 

[Gadget Girl]

Wasps are nasty blighters. I have no idea why they evolved, they seem to be only good for nefarious doings and infesting habitats with car sized nests. Ick.

"Noah! You forgot the unicorn, but you saved the wasp?"

I think Lorraine answered that for you. Noah didn't save them, they just built a nest below deck.

 

[Rokket]

I think Lorraine answered that for you. Noah didn't save them, they just built a nest below deck.

I think that explains mosquitoes too....

 

[3dcheapskate]

A sammich is a receptacle for sand and/or ham or eggs, mainly eaten at places like beaches and involving wild swipes at wasps and the dreaded seagull.

I always thought that was a sarnie, and Sammich was one of the Bilbo's buddies from the Shire.

Wasps are nasty blighters. I have no idea why they evolved, they seem to be only good for nefarious doings and infesting habitats with car sized nests. Ick.

I thought that was humans ? Apart from the car sized nests of course. Human nests are much, much bigger. And concreteier...

 

[3dcheapskate]

"Noah! You forgot the unicorn, but you saved the wasp?"

That's another sad case of history being written by the victor. The ark was built by the unicorns to save all the good creatures of the earth. But while Neigher and Whinny were outside doing a last check for stragglers...

 

[Rokket]

That's another sad case of history being written by the victor. The ark was built by the unicorns to save all the good creatures of the earth. But while Neigher and Whinny were outside doing a last check for stragglers...

Those pesky humans walked aboard and locked the door....

 

[Lorraine]

Apparently it is psychologically impaired to wish that humans would disappear off the planet and leave it to the cute and fluffy. So I'll continue to be impaired then, won't I?!

 

[Rokket]

Apparently it is psychologically impaired to wish that humans would disappear off the planet and leave it to the cute and fluffy. So I'll continue to be impaired then, won't I?!

I guess I will be too. I've always said the world would be a great place if it weren't for all the people...

 

[Lorraine]