Hello mininessie.
Are you related to the big Nessy?
I was just talking about the Loc Ness monster in another thread at another site.
I was also mentioning Sasquatchs too... Apparently I do that enough that my iPad now has it memorized in the predictive spellchecker... Which is good if I want to talk or write about Sasquatchs, but bad if I want to write about "The Sasquehanna Hat Company"... Because if I don't pay close attention, it'll turn it into "The Sasquatch Hat Company" and then people will think that Sasquatchs are now selling their own line of clothing and accessories and in the event there is a rather large person in need of Sasquatch sized clothing and they become interested in it and go and Google it they won't find it and will think I'm lying or crazy.
I'm crazy, but I'm not a lier. Or at least I don't think so... I probably wouldn't lie to myself about that... That would be pretty crazy.
Anyway, I don't know how well this translates into Spanish, especially if you are using Google Translate which is probably the best piece of software for unintentionally frightening and insulting people in casual text conversation that has ever been invented in the history of Insulting and Confusing Translation Software.
Actually if you are using it right now, there is a good chance you may be under the impression I'm trying to sell you hats made out of Sasquatch fur, which as stylish and cozy as that would be, is something I assure you I don't have any intention to do at the moment.
Well, for now...
I'm just gonna leave that open in case I come into possession of six or eight dozen cases of Sasquatch Fur hats that would look really awesome on anyone who knows fashion and wants to be in style this spring...
Really they are all the rage in Paris right now and all the top designers are gearing up for them... They would be a steal at the low, low introductory price and not to mention how anyone purchasing one would be way, way, way ahead of the fashion curve.
Well, I should probably just finish saying hello before you call INTERPOL on me... Which if you already have, don't worry, I'm used to it by now and at this point they just forward any complaints to the agent in charge of stuff I've been accused of saying and doing.
Anyway...
This has gotten too long... I promised I wasn't going to greet new members like this anymore after I scared two of them away last year.
Seriously, I felt terrible about it, but I'm pretty sure they ran off screaming... I don't actually know that for sure... for all I know their cats could have killed them or they were arrested for lewd behavior in a public park or something like that, which I can not be blamed for...
Well, mostly.
I did write an article called "The ten best parks in Europe and Asia for lewd behavior and associated acts"...
But I only referenced it one in those posts...
Are you still there?
Most people aren't by now...
If you are still reading this, you are probably a very smart and curious person...
I also imagine you have a great sense of humor and great fashion taste... Probably just the kind of person who would look incredible in a brand new Sasquatch Hat made from 100% genuine synthetic Sasquatch fur fibers and available in a variety of shockingly bright and unnatural colors.
I'm just putting that out there... In case...
Anyway...
I just realized... You don't have Sasquatchs in Spain, do you? Actually you might not be familiar with that term... They are also known as "Bigfoot" and are similar to Yetis... Just with reddish-brown fun instead of white.
Now you are calling INTERPOL... That or it's just a coincidence and that text messages is agent Sandors checking up on me.
He's very nice... We exchange Festivus gifts every year.
He also doesn't know Festivus isn't a real holiday.
Anyway...
Hello littlenessie, it's great to meet you and I hope you stick around after this... My posts are like flu shots, they make you a little ill and dizzy sometimes, but it eventually ends and things go back normal.
Sorry for any confusion and dizziness and have a great day!